WE HAD A GOOD RUN SEAN.
No we didn’t. Today, Avery officially retired. This ends the era of the only chant (“AVE-RY”) that bothered me more than “SHOOT THE PUCK,” and also the end of the career of by far the most overrated Ranger since the lockout. I have 2 thoughts:
1. Good. He couldn’t turn without looking like he was going to fall over, and he took about 25 minutes to beat Jimmy Fallon in a shooting contest. His talent vs. attention-received ratio was Tebow-esque, only if Tebow was a world famous asshole.
2. I haven’t gotten a chance to use this video yet, so this is happening right now.