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Chris Kreider for President

Sorry, it’s been a while. My “E” and “3” keys broke on my old computer, and apparently that makes writing quite a bit tougher. I will now resume the regularly scheduled programming.

Chris Kreider is, it’s fair to say, the greatest player of all time. He will break all the Gretzky records and win 15 Stanley Cups in a row and he will date supermodels from Israel and Brazil until the day he dies. I’m pretty excited.

I’ll slow down.



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