So I meant to do this a couple days ago and I didn’t. But, then again, who gives a shit? The good thing about having a blog that no one reads is that I can play by my own rules, much like every action movie protagonist ever. Additionally, I think I could be described as a loose cannon. My life has gone to some weird places, much like this introductory paragraph (note: I realized after I finished this post that “Poorly Executed Introductions” is my 2nd most used tag).
ANYWAY, I’m going to make a few Rangers predictions and a few NHL predictions as well. I hope that you enjoy them and they all come true and I consequently look like a genius. Away we go.
I’m kidding, I don’t actually say “gang.” Unless I’m referring to criminal organizations or “Sons of Anarchy,” in which case it would be accurate and appropriate.
Hi, I’m Jack and I’m really bad at introductions. I started this blog with the intention of writing self-indulgent opinion posts about the New York Rangers, and I intend to do just that. Occasionally, I’ll digress and go on a tangent that has nothing to do with that topic. I intend to justify that by assuming no one will ever read a word of this.
For the most part, I plan on avoiding game recaps because they’re boring and also avoiding advanced stats because I fear and completely don’t understand them. (Kidding. Primarily I think they don’t say much about a player without a lot of context, and that just seems like another way of saying they’re not evolved enough to be helpful or insightful yet. Except DIGR and PDO.) Mostly I’ll stick to opinion and the occasional analysis, but I’ll also bring some funny as well. It’d be hard not to if Torts keeps giving the greatest press conferences in the history of the world. Imagine what it’s like when he gets upset at the dinner table. Presumably this.
Anyway, hope you all enjoy whatever you read on here, and feel free to comment. Unless you’re a dick. I’m sorry for cursing. As always, let’s go Rangers.